Best discovery o’ me life. You can set your language on Facebook to Pirate.
That’s right, just a few clicks and facebook becomes a whole lot more piratey. No more of this you have an event invitation. NO! Now you can have “grog fests sighted from the crow’s nest” And no facebook won’t ask you “what are you doing?” It’ll ask, “what Arrrr you doing?” or “what be troubling ye?” So there ye go. It’s awesome. If you want to enjoy the awesomeness, just go ahead and log into facebook, head to the bottom of the page click language and switch it to “English (Pirate).” Ye won’t be disappointed.